Laang Kawal Magazine Vol 1 Issue 4 released

Laang Kawal News Magazine volume 1 issue 4 has just been released. It is the official publication of the Office of the Deputy Chief of Staff for Reservist and Retiree Affairs, J9.

Check your reserve centers if you have it now.

JOKE TIME: Ang colonel at ang airman

Isang araw, ng matapos mag-lipat sa kanyang bagong opisina, may isang colonel na nakaupo sa kanyang desk habang kumakatok sa pintuan ang isang airman.  

Conscious sa bago nyang posisyon, mabilis na kinuha ng colonel ang telepono malapit sa kanya. Sinabihan ang Airman na pumasok at may sinabi sa telepono.

"...Yes, General, magkikita kami mamayang hapon at makaka-asa ka na darating sa kanya ang iyong mensahe... Sa ngayon Sir, maraming salamat sa iyong magagandang salita."

Sa pakiramdam nyang naimpress ang isang airman. Tinanong niya ito, "Ano kailangan mo?"

"Nothing important Sir," sabi ng airman, "Kailangan ko lang po i-install yung telepono."

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Guns for Peace Program

In the hope of making peace with our lost brothers, the Armed Forces of the Philippine's Gun For Peace Program (GFPP) shall offer cash incentives to NPA members who will surrender with their firearms to the government and grab the big opportunity to start a new life away from the dangers of the armed conflict




The program is a transition mechanism and an avenue that will truly facilitate NPA rebels and other armed threat groups who wish to lay down their arms and surrender. 

Aside from the firearms remuneration package which will go as high as P200,000 for light machine guns, surrenderees can also benefit from other government programs instituted by the Technical Education and Skills Development Authority (TESDA) and scholarships to the children of the victims.

Thanks for the program, it is exciting to learn that more rebels have decided to surrender and live a normal life. It is adamant that supporting armed conflict will never be the solution to our country's problem. 

We should all look forward to working together for peace and prosperity. 


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Photo Files: Happy Father's Day!

"By profession, I am a soldier and take pride in that fact. But I am prouder – infinitely prouder – to be a father. A soldier destroys in order to build; the father only builds, never destroys. The one has the potentiality of death; the other embodies creation and life. And while the hordes of death are mighty, the battalions of life are mightier still. It is my hope that my son, when I am gone, will remember me not from the battle field but in the home repeating with him our simple daily prayer, 'Our Father who art in Heaven."
- Douglas MacArthur

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JOKE TIME:

Isang umaga bago umakyat ng bundok ang mga sundalong Pinoy at mga sundalong Amerikano para sa BALIKATAN TRAINING may instruction ang Opisyal ng mga sundalong Pinoy sa tropa:

OPISYAL: Ok to all Filipino soldiers we must all speak in ENGLISH!

Habang naglalakad na sa bundok ang tropa. Nang biglang nakita ng Pinoy na sundalo ang Bag ng Amerikano na nakabukas:

PINOY: Sir yung Bag mo bukas.

AMERIKANO: What?

PINOY: Sir your bag is tomorrow!


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